Happy Valen-Helter-Skelter Day – Opinions From E. Curtis Johnson [VIDEO]

Sorry for the romantic buzz kill right before Valentine's Day. However, multiple news sources report that the wedding is off between incarcerated serial killer Charles Manson and Afton Elaine Burton. The 53-year age difference wasn’t a problem. The jailbird called off the wedding when he found out his lovebird only wanted him for his body, specifically, his dead body! When Manson croaked, Afton and her friends planned to turn Manson’s corpse into a Lenin’s Tomb-esque tourist attraction in Los Angles. That’s the problem with young people these days. No one is willing to work through relationship problems and over look the other person’s faults. Surely some couples counseling classes could have over come this tiff!  I’m E. Curtis Johnson. There is one good thing to come from this behind bars breakup. People, who were dateless and depressed, because Charlie Manson had a significant other this Valentine’s Day, and they didn’t, suddenly got a lot happier!