If Donald Trump manufactured toilet paper, I believe he wouldn't have the self-restraint to keep his name off his product. Trump is battling “Rhambo,” sometimes called, “The Rahminator,” or Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel. Trump’s new Chicago skyscraper has 20-foot-tall letters that spell, “T-R-U-M-P.” “The Donald” claims the Chicago zoning administrator and the City Council approved the signed. Emanuel called the sign “tasteless” and wants tell it, “You’re fired!”

I’m E. Curtis Johnson and could easily be convinced that Emanuel is an authority on tasteless. If “The Donald” and “The Rahminator” were in the WWE, the sport would jump the shark and sink into obscurity at the bottom of Lake Michigan. In arithmetic, negative and positive numbers of corresponding value cancel each other out. Unfortunately, a battle between polar opposite super-egos only convinces each combatant that they’ll eventually take over the world. If Trump wins, I believe he’ll erect another sign to advertise his victory.

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