Whale Of A Tale – Opinions From E. Curtis Johnson

According to AFP news, the United Nations' Hague-based International Court of Justice ordered Japan to stop hunting whales. Japan’s response, “As a state that respects the rule of law … and as a responsible member of the global community, Japan will abide by the decision of the court."  

Japan agreed in the past to stop hunting whales, but continued to do “research.” In other words, the hunt continued. The Japanese government sucks at lying! Perhaps they could take lessons from Washington, D.C., which has spun some whale of a tail fibs! I’m against hunting whales, but America shouldn’t recognize the so-called legal authority of United Nations or the International Court of justice.

They call me, Ishmael. All right. I’m actually E. Curtis Johnson, but I’d love to go all Captain Ahab and sink The United Nations and the International Court of Justice deeper than whale doo-doo! We’ve got plenty of red-blooded American’s screwing up our county. We don’t need meddling foreigners help!