Running Of The Bull – Opinions From E. Curtis Johnson

As a sports agnostic, I understand that NFL football is America’s sport. Some Soccer fans don’t understand this.  As a neutral party, please allow me to explain why most American Football fans don’t care about Soccer. The Tour de France and the World Cup are happening right now. To American football fans, one sport feels like it lasts for three weeks while the players wear fashionable, tight uniforms. The other sport is a bicycle race.

Wimbledon is also happening at the same time as the World Cup. To American football fans, one sport has a ball that goes back and forth and back and forth with players in cute shorts. The other sport is a tennis game. The Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain, is also happening at the same time as the World Cup. One activity is a sport. The other is a way to cull the drunk and/or less intelligent Spanish population.

I’m E. Curtis Johnson. I don’t have an issue with sports fans who like Soccer. However, if you try to recruit me, you’ll have any easier time convincing the bull he shouldn’t gore stupid Spaniards.