Oh Pooh! – Opinions From E. Curtis Johnson

The Huffington Post reports the Environmental Protection Agency office in Denver, Colorado, has experienced a most foul toxic spill: human feces in the hallway. The Deputy Regional Administrator has warned EPA employees about several inappropriate bathroom “incidents,” including, deliberate doo-doo in the hallway.

To find the pooping perpetrator, a work place violence expert, is on the case.  This appears to be a disgruntled EPA employee acting out. There’s probably no connection with dookie dropped in the hall, and Colorado’s recent legalization of marijuana. However, to be on the safe side, Denver EPA employees should avoid the “special brownies” in the break room.

My name is E. Curtis Johnson. I’m not the least bit concerned about excrement at the EPA. After all, it is the Environmental Protection Agency. If it can’t handle a little pooh in the path, why should we trust it to keep our nation’s air, land, and water clean?