Durn Fureigners Part Duex

Justin Beiber’s been busy the past few days. The Canadian pop star/wanna-be rapper/tweener heart-throb allegedly egged his L.A. neighbor’s house. After drag racing and DUI charges in Miami, Beiber flew to Toronto to be arrested for alleged assault on a limo driver.

On Tuesday, Beiber settled a lawsuit filled by a former bodyguard who accused Bieber of assault. Last Friday, Beiber, his Father, and 10 invited guests, smoked so much pot on a rented private rented jet, the pilots had to use their oxygen masks.

Just think how violent Bieber could be if he wasn't so mellow from smoking so much pot! Beiber could single handily set the clock back for dopers to the “Reefer Madness” era.  Bieber’s problem is obvious: he’s a foreigner!

I’m E. Curtis Johnson. As an American, I find it’s easier to play the xenophobic card than pin Bieber’s problems on too much money and too few brains, bad parenting, the stupidity of youth, or an over developed sense of self-importance. If you don’t know what xenophobia is, it’s a phobia American’s catch from people from Xeno.