Cantor Can’t Any Longer – Opinions From E. Curtis Johnson

House Majority Leader, Eric Cantor and President Barak Obama have something in common: they can both commiserate about the Tea Party.  Do you suppose they’ll get together at a politician’s bar in D.C.? Vultures feeding on carrion haven’t picked at a carcass as much as Cantor’s defeat to Dave Brat has been analyzed. Donald Trump’s hair has been combed-over less than the reasons for Cantor’s defeat. . This is the first time a Majority Leader has lost in a primary election.

Every political prognosticator in the country has a theory why Cantor lost. I have theories too. Cantor lost because he betrayed the Illuminati by wanted wanting to give amnesty to space aliens at Area 51. Or, the Bush administration hired terrorists to crash into Cantor’s campaign so that the Seventh District of Virginia could be invaded and Halliburton could get the oil.

I’m E. Curtis Johnson. I like my conspiracy theories better than the boring possibility that Cantor ran a bad campaign or that electors are tired of entrenched politicians who ignore the electorate.