In a move that should surprise absolutely no one, officials in South Dakota have pulled their 'Don't Jerk and Drive' campaign -- and the reason should be pretty obvious.
If you take a quick look at the calendar, you'll notice that Thanksgiving is still over two weeks away, yet that hasn't stopped two California women from lining up for Best Buy's Thanksgiving Day sale.
Recent party-goers at a local get-together here in the Hub City were probably a little more than shocked to see not only a sign reading something very illicit, but also a certain kind of sprinkler.
UPDATE: The story has been verified as being a hoax, thanks to the fact someone had previously stolen this woman's "3 breast prosthesis." The jig is officially up.
In what is the very definition of achieving the 2014 American dream, a man has reached out to the internet for their support of his lofty endeavor -- making a mean batch of potato salad. And did they ever deliver.