Ebola is stealing the headlines, but Kim Jung-un is getting the punch lines. “The Dear Leader” has been out of public sight for a month. Which is ironic: he’s literally and figuratively the biggest person in North Korea. Most of North Korea’s citizens are malnourished or starving to death. Kim broke both of his ankles when he fell off his Cuban heals: a popular shoe style he wears. Kim is also suffering from gout, possibly brought on by heavy smoking and an excessive diet of expensive imported cheese. The whine, w-h-i-n-e that Kim figuratively serves with his literal cheese always has something to do with imperialist America wanting to kill North Koreans.  Including his father and grandfather, the Kim’s have killed more North Korean’s than anyone. With the first diagnosis in Texas, Ebola has achieved what Kim has only threatened to do: come to America. I’m E. Curtis Johnson.  Here’s the difference between Kim Jung-un and the Ebola virus. One is a mindless deadly organism that kills indiscriminately. The other is a virus from West Africa.

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