Bumpers bumped and fists flew after the Bank of America 500 at the Charlotte Motor Speedway last Saturday. Matt Kenseth’s and Brad Keselowski’s cars tangled on the track. Then Kenseth started a fight with Keselowski in the pit after the race. Quite frankly, Speed Racer looked manlier than Kenseth attacking Keselowski from behind. I know less about NASCAR than NASCAR knows about right turns. However, this dustup could be a new sponsorship opportunity. With Uniforms and cars already plastered by sponsor logos, givin’ some fella a good lickin’ after the laps could be sponsored by Band-Aid, an HMO, or a personal injury attorney.  However, Raider fans may sue for copyright infringement if NASCAR attempts an after race ruckus. My name is E. Curtis Johnson. I’m not trying to offend NASCAR fans. I’m being patriotic. Left turns, followed by left hooks, and it’s all sponsored by a big corporation willing to slap its logo on anything to make a buck. If that’s not “Murcia - what is?

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