Golden Arches VS Onion Domes – Opinions From E. Curtis Johnson

Ease the sanctions or the clown gets it! According to Reuters, Russia may be targeting McDonalds in retaliation over sanctions related to the Ukraine. A Russian consumer watchdog agency has accused Mickey D’s of sanitary violations and consumer fraud. The Kremlin is taking the accusations seriously. When Russia orders the “#1,” expect a large side dish of revenge. To get out of this deep fryer, McDonalds will need more than Mayor McCheese diplomatic skills.

Who would have thought we’d see the Cold War reopen with two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions on a sesame seed bun on the front line.

I’m E. Curtis Johnson. America is losing a world marketing war. Liberty is America’s greatest export. Approximately 160 countries formed constitutions from the United States constitution. However, golden arches and a cola from Atlanta are America’s most recognizable international symbols. That, and we seem to have supersized foreign military interventions, but that’s another rant.