A Number Slightly Less Than A Brazillion – Opinions From E. Curtis Johnson

Brazil is so ashamed of its World Cup defeat many Brazilians are blaming Mick Jagger. I’m not making this up! Jagger was in the stadium, with his Brazilian son, Lucas, for Brazil’s humiliating semi-final loss to German. Apparently, the Rolling Stones lead singer still, “…can’t get no satisfaction.” I wonder if Mick told the Brazilians, “You can’t always get what you want.” Brazil lost to Germany, 7-1. The last time a country lost that bad to Germany, the United States had to enter World War II!

Suck it up, Brazil! If a German Rottweiler chewed up a team, it’s got a scar to talk about. The United States team has nothing to talk about. The U.S. was eliminated from the World Cup by Belgium. That’s like losing to France Lite. America not only lost to a French Poodle, we lost to a miniature French Poodle! I’m E. Curtis Johnson. If the World Cup was a Mike Myers sketch, Dr. Evil kicked Brazil’s butt, but the U.S. was defeated by Mini-Me!